Have you ever written a blog post title containing the word ‘rape’? I just did. Throw me into prison world, I AM DESTROYING YOUR GENTLY BALANCED SNACK ECOSYSTEM.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WERE THIS IS GOING KEEP READING AFTER THE JUMP
Over the past few days my desk has transformed back to its former self. It’s cool, I missed him. If you have worked with me in a cube before then you know what I am talking about. If not [and thats more likely the case], let me describe. This is currently on my desk right now :
Three empty 24oz coke bottles. One empty 64oz apple juice. Two empty wrappers for Whoppers Original Malted Milk Balls. Two W-2 forms [did taxes for the house yesterday]. Twin Peaks Gold collection DVD. Carol Burnette Show DVD. Three pens from my old job that barely work. Earbuds. Used 1oz tube of Hydrocortisone. 40 cents. King size Twix wrapper. Three combs, two regular, one phone-comb [T-Mobile limited]. Empty 10.5 oz bag of Reeses Peanut Butter Cup. One Big Cup wrapper [for variety]. One empty 12oz bag of funsize Kit-Kat. Two video game magazines. Folding origami handicraft cat from japantown, San Fransisco. Poptart wrapper stuffed under a pizza takeout menu. One empty pizza box. One half empty bag of stale Cheetos. My keyboard has turned orange by cheeto stained fingers, displaying the scarlet letter of an orange fingered snackster. Seven coke bottle tops.
Finished the top navigation menu today, the CSS was a mountain to climb. Unfortunately I could not code the menu for dynamic categories, but ehh, to defend myself I never planned on making the them downloadable for other blogs. You free-loaders. Tomorrow is the sidebar, ad-space and definitly working on a header image. Working on that wobble also.
Keep your cupboard’s panties locked.