1. Soldier’s Requiem by Naked Raygun
“The only excuse for not throwing your fists into the air during this chorus is that you don’t have hands. You are among the handless. That’s it.”
2. Telepathic Traffic by Archers of Loaf
“Eric Bachmann’s voice sounds like someone rubbing sandpaper on your stomach. Amazing.”
3. Raisans by Dinosaur Jr.
“This song reminds me of skateboarding. And scabs.”
4. Master of Puppets by Metallica
“Louder. Faster. Heavier. Nastier. Gnarlier. Awesomer.”
5. White People For Peace by Against Me!
“Another fist-pumper that makes me want to slamdance even though I’m far past my moshing prime.”
6. Virginia Creeper by Young Governor
“Memories of driving around South Jersey as a kid, looking for beers. By far the best track of 2009.”
7. Run’s House by Run DMC
“Until I heard this song I could have swore this was my house.”
8. Bullet Train to Vegas by Drive Like Jehu
“Try and rock this hard. I dare you.”
9. Neat Parts by Fucked Up
“People think it’s Pink Eye’s voice that makes Fucked Up sound so damn nasty. It could be that. Or it could be the guitar sounds that could fill the Grand Canyon. Nasty.”
10. Saturday Night Special by Lynyrd Skynyrd
“This is the antithesis of an aggressive ass-kicking song. This is the song that makes you want to fight someone after 15 Budweisers… you know, when your punches are no longer effective.”
11. Caught In A Mosh by Anthrax
“Scott Ian is the only man who can mosh and rip guitar leads through your face… at the same tiiiiiiiiiime!”
12. Small Man Big Mouth by Minor Threat
“Minor Threat, dude. MINOR FUCKING THREAT!!!!!!!!”
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